What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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