If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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