shea kisses a girl

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

guess what what? nothing.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What's wrong with woman Everything

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

bum sex lol

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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