- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Women's rights

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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