- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

How many cows say moo? All of them

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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