- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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