a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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