- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Your Mom.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Weiner

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Penis penis poop butt

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Niki Minaj's ass

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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