a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Take my wife- to the store.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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