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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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