- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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