Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Doorbell salesman.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Women.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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