- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Johan showering. . . AWK

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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