- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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