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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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