How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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