- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

obama's promises

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Leave her alone...

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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