The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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