Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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poop

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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