- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why did he die? He was sick.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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