What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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