Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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bum sex lol

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Hi my name is Jim

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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