- Anti Joke

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the best part about football The scoring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

The 13th Amendment...

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.