- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

My name is never spelt right so its all good

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