What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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I never asked for this.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Leave her alone...

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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