A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Leave her alone...

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

I never asked for this.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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