Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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