What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Woman.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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