- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.