"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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