What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Wats a joke?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Penisland

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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