Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Proof reading

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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pickle juice?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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You

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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