Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

ecks! why zee?

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AVB

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Watch your lips.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Black people

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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