- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

Womens rights.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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