- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

An asian without a future.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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