What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Hi.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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