Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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minecraft

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Justin Beiber

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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