Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Not Steve Jobs

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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