"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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