Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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this is gay

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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W.N.B.A.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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