Womens Rights.

connor sucks

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

kiss me?

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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