what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

W.N.B.A.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Blind people can't read this.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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