I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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