- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Comedy.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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