A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

milly, milly, milly, cat

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

liam buchan is gay !

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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