Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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