What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Your time.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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