Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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