Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Toaster

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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You.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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this girl died

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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