- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

what smells worse then shit Drew White

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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