- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Dubstep < Music

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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