what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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BOOBALANBOO

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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since when?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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