- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Mitt Romney.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Scientology.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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