Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Proof reading

Civil Rights.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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