A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Penis

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What's cold and icy? Ice

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why? Because!

Hashtag

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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