Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Anti-joke.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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