Why? Because!

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Knock knock. Death.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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