Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What did the fish say? Moo

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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