What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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