i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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