Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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miley cyrus

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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A black man in a country bar.

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Penis

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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