- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

A black man in a country bar.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

miley cyrus

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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