Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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69

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Watch your lips.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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