Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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