Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Women's rights

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

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