Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Jason Connor.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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