What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Knock knock. Come in.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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