What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

whats better than 24................. 25

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

liam buchan is gay !

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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