A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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