- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Get in the Batmobile.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Japan called... They need help.

Type 2 diabetics

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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