terry stockton is straight

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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AVB

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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