*prepares this to get negged*

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Penis.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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twilight

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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