Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Why did he die? He was sick.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

who smells? •Liam

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

general tso's broccoli

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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