Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Murder me once, shame on you.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What's 4+7 47

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