Your time.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Penis

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

fart+fart=poop

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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