You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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