Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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My pet rock died.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did I get raped

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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