- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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