Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

A child with cancer grows up.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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