Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

I have Alzheimer. What?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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