- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

A horse cantered into a bar.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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