- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

thumbs up!

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

I have a crush on my dad.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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