What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Dick spice

I am on a escalator.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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