A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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