What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Womens Rights.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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